everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Do plants get herpes?
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