she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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