i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Someone signed my nipple.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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