Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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