fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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