People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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