i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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