He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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