Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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