This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
