I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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