Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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