i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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