Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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