This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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