He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
