I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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