Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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