Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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