that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
