Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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