im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
