I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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