bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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