I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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