I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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