I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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