I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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