he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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