is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Who died my cat blue again?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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