Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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