yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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