Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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