I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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