Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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