About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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