Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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