So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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