sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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