i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
