Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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