stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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