i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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