i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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