listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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its like you know when i get waxed
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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