Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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