I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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