i need an iv and a liver transplant
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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