i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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