do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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